This is WAR!!!

Imagine an annoying neighbor!!

OK... now imagine this annoying neighbor loudly playing and singing karaoke at 3am!

Now imagine when you get downstairs to complain , the drunk BITCH neighbor (ok... a hot, wearing not a lot bitch, but a bitch all the same) complains about heavy steps all day on their sealing which, according to some twisted logic gives them the right to karaoke all night long if they want to...

Sensibly her partner (or so I thought he was her partner) came to the door and said they would lower the volume down a notch. This took affect for about 10 minutes when music started again at full blast. The music wasn't bad... but their voices singing along with microphones... they were literally to excruciating.

This was confirmed when one of our neighbors came along shouting up their windows telling them to shut the f**k up which they responded with "do you want any particular song you want us to sing?".

Do you want to know the worst bit of them all? When we called the police on them the response we got was simply "we stop sending people to disturbance dispatches at 4am".

Grrrrrrrr!!!!!

This is war!!!

You know the heavy steps they were complaining about? Well... they are now going to get worse... and my response will simply be:"I am 18 stone fat mate... there ain't no soch thing as stepping lightly" and there will also not be any "tommy stop running around" and "no bouncing so you don't disturb the neighbors". Instead there will be: "come on tommy! let's play Tigger!!!" ins in tigger from Winnie the Pooh... the one that loves to bounce.

At the moment... I am not a happy Bunnie!

Zya!

PS: Am I a grumpy old man??? :)